Corrupt a Wish Game

[Mahaskah]

This is an uber fun forum game that I love playing, and now I am bringing it to you lovable guys <3


POINT OF GAME:

Corrupt the wish of the person that posted before you, then make a wish yourself. And make wishes you think are not corruptable.



RULES:



1. No other posts besides the game posts, I DO NOT SUPPORT SPAM, THANKS.

We actually have a thread for random things.


2. You can't win the game really, its just something that drags on, the fun part of it is mainly that you have to think.



3. No arguments. Please no arguments, going back to rule #1



4. How you corrupt another wish can be random, godmoding, or anything, the only thing it CAN'T be is nothing to do with the actual wish.



5. Whenever you corrupt a wish, you have to say granted, and then something else happens (see ex. below for more info)



6. Pictures are allowed, and why not?



7. The first post obviously can only contain a wish, because you cannot corrupt something noexistant XD But after someone posted the first wish, you have to have first the corruption, and then your own wish.



8. Have fun~!




EXAMPLE:

Billybobjoethesecond:

I wish that a pie would magically appear~!



Joey2008:

Granted but the pie is an evil, maneating pie, and eats you instead.

I wish for world peace. ;D




Billybobjoethesecond:

Granted, though aliens attack the human race, and then war breaks out among the survivors.

I wish that I could draw.





ETC.





Got it?

If you have any questions pm me, and I will add an explaination

[Mahaskah]

I wish that I could speak to Llamas o3o

[Anitra]

Wishgranted, but the llamas shall sit on joo and roast you without seasonings!!!!
I wish I could have a horse ranch!

[Sabika]

Granted, but someone discovers your dust-gathering bazooka and shoots open the lock on the gate- all your horses run away into the night and are never fouuundd! :c

I wish I had the will-power to finish a book just for fun..

[Mahaskah]

Granted, though the book you took so long to finish was destoryed by a massive fire outbreak in your home, caused from your brother playing with matches. Sadly, you never saved it anywhere else.

I wish that I could wish for anything

[Sabika]

Granted, You can now wish for anything! Sadly, you didnt actully wish for anything, and the limited time offer to wish for anything expired.

I wish that someone would post after me!

[Anian]

Granted. Anian posts after you, but it is hurtful. You suck. (XD My friend actually said to post that, or she'll eat me.)

I wish for a boat and a moat and a float and a..goat.

[Spot]

Granted, but the goat ate a hole in the boat, and the really bad news is the moat is filled wish man-eating alligators... And llamas.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish. Ha.

[Sonye]

Granted, but any wish granted by me is bound to fail... Your wish is corrupted anyways. The game must go on!

I wish I hadn't broke my finger when I fell off that horse. ...oh can I get 2 wishes? No? Ok next round.

[Mahaskah]

Granted, but then you fall off another horse and break your other finger.


I wish that spot made more fun wishes

[Anitra]

Wish granted, but then Spot makes a wish that causes you to have explosive diarrhea.

I wish I cute puppy ^^

[TU]

Granted, but your cute little puppy grows up to be Kujo, and kills you in your sleep.

I Wish for less babysitting duty, in which I have less kid watching time, and less classwork to finished for my degree.

[Anitra]

Wish granted, but then you will have babysit pets, meaning more pet watching time meaning less time to study.

I wish I was super rich!

[Kuna]

Granted, but then someone tracked you down, stabbed you and took all your money.

I wish I could fly.

[Anitra]

Wish granted, but then you would fly into the window of the 50th window of a skyscraper then fall into the ground dead.

I wish I was a pony!